Jeevitham lo rondu nijalu gurthu pettuko
1)gaali vasthe chettlu uuooguthai
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2.gaali raakapothe uoogavv.
1)gaali vasthe chettlu uuooguthai
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2.gaali raakapothe uoogavv.
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Teacher 2 sleepy student: Who Invented Steam Engine?
Stdnt: What sir?
Teacher: Yes correct.
It's James Watt.
Moral: Sleeping improves knowledge..so sleep well.
Stdnt: What sir?
Teacher: Yes correct.
It's James Watt.
Moral: Sleeping improves knowledge..so sleep well.
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In college,
boy: I Love u.
Girl: nenu velli principal ki cheptha.
Boy: pichhi dana principal ki eppudo pelli aindhi.
boy: I Love u.
Girl: nenu velli principal ki cheptha.
Boy: pichhi dana principal ki eppudo pelli aindhi.
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Yemi SMS pampadam ledu
Sms offer leda?
Balance leda?
Charging leda?
Time leda?
Intrest leda?
Lekha "SIMHANNI KADIPEY" dammu ledaaa?.
Sms offer leda?
Balance leda?
Charging leda?
Time leda?
Intrest leda?
Lekha "SIMHANNI KADIPEY" dammu ledaaa?.
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3 Things
that
Should Not B Asked?
1)
Man's WAGE
2)
Woman's AGE
3)
Students Percentage!
It Hurts A Lot.
that
Should Not B Asked?
1)
Man's WAGE
2)
Woman's AGE
3)
Students Percentage!
It Hurts A Lot.
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Entha rich ppl iyna
CHIPPA pattukuni nilchunedi
ekkado telusa?
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Panipoori bandi daggara
CHIPPA pattukuni nilchunedi
ekkado telusa?
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Panipoori bandi daggara
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LKG BOY:madam naa meedha mee opinion enti?
Madam: U ARE SO SWEET...
LKG BOY to his frnd: Nenu cheppanu kada ra madam naku flat ani.
Madam: U ARE SO SWEET...
LKG BOY to his frnd: Nenu cheppanu kada ra madam naku flat ani.
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2 Lovers Eating...
Girl Asks-Dear manam ila okarinokaru chusthu thintunte neku eme anipistundi.,
BOY: Naakanna nuve ekuva Thintunav anipistundi..
Girl Asks-Dear manam ila okarinokaru chusthu thintunte neku eme anipistundi.,
BOY: Naakanna nuve ekuva Thintunav anipistundi..
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Today news chusava
pichhivallani pattiste 5laks dabbu estamannaru
naku dabbu kante nuvvu mukyam
nuvvemi bayapadaku ne gurinchi emi cheppanu.
Ok na..
Ok na..
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Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Ans-The Indian Railway track.
Ans-The Indian Railway track.
U can use it from Kashmir 2 Kanyakumari. Proud to be an Indian...
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LOVE B4 Marriage:"Jaanu nuv leka pote nenu lenu, nenu leka pote nuv levu..
LOVE After Marriage:"nee yamma, ivala nuv aina undali, nen aina undali".
LOVE After Marriage:"nee yamma, ivala nuv aina undali, nen aina undali".
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Boy: I love You!
girl:na cheppu size telusa?
Boy:ila propose chesano ledho appude gift lu adagadam modhalupettesava?
dhonga....!!
girl:na cheppu size telusa?
Boy:ila propose chesano ledho appude gift lu adagadam modhalupettesava?
dhonga....!!
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One of the Intelligent Monkey Missing In Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is.
is..
is!
Don't worry
It is not u,
becos
It is intelligent.
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is.
is..
is!
Don't worry
It is not u,
becos
It is intelligent.
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Girl ask to a boy Girl: eroju nenu purse techukoledu 1000 Rs/- Istava shoping ki velta.
boy:1000 levu kani 10 RS ista auto lo velli purse techuko.
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Eee roju news chusava
Nelluru lo
patta pagalu
5yrs babu ni
swayaana
valla nanna,
Driver
kalisi
car lo
theesukelli
LKG lo join chesaru;-
Papam kadha..
Nelluru lo
patta pagalu
5yrs babu ni
swayaana
valla nanna,
Driver
kalisi
car lo
theesukelli
LKG lo join chesaru;-
Papam kadha..
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Andarki nenu ante chala
BAYAM,
VINAYAM,
GOURAVAM.
for example
nenu edaina msg pampinchananko
tala dinchukoni chaduvtaru
Oh nuv kuda na! How Crazy.
BAYAM,
VINAYAM,
GOURAVAM.
for example
nenu edaina msg pampinchananko
tala dinchukoni chaduvtaru
Oh nuv kuda na! How Crazy.
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Son was crying. Dad came and asked y r u crying? tel me.I'm ur friend Kada! Son: emledu mama! Horlicks ekkuva adiganani nee figure kottindi!!
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Iddaru chevitivalu
1st: era market ka?
2nd:kadura markt ki
1st:avna neninka markt kemo anukuna
2nd:era markt kostava
1st:ledura marketkaite chepu vasta.
1st: era market ka?
2nd:kadura markt ki
1st:avna neninka markt kemo anukuna
2nd:era markt kostava
1st:ledura marketkaite chepu vasta.
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Na pranam pothe neeku kanneellu vasthayo ledo
theliyadu Kaani
Neeku kanneellu vasthe na pranam pothundi
Itlu
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Ulligadda.
theliyadu Kaani
Neeku kanneellu vasthe na pranam pothundi
Itlu
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Ulligadda.
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Neeku Chennai motham thippi chupinchana..?
money nenu pedathale..
C h e n n a i
Chennai chusava..?
Repu bombay chupisthale.
money nenu pedathale..
C h e n n a i
Chennai chusava..?
Repu bombay chupisthale.
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Manthri:Maharaaja yudhanki sidhamavamani pakka desam raju SMS pampadu Emi cheyamanduru prabhu?
Raju: SMS sending failed ani thippi pampu.
Raju: SMS sending failed ani thippi pampu.
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"NA
SMS NI
ANNI
PANULU
VADILESI
chadhvaku.
Na
sms ni
tarvatha
kuda
chadava
vachu..
Ee
sms
most
important
kuda
kadhu.
Ee
sms
dwara
nenu
cheppedi
kuda
emi
ledhu..
Ee
sms
koncham
pedhaga
undi.
Kaani
naaku
artham
avadam
ledu
nuvvu
Ee
sms ni
intha
intrest
ga
endhuku
chaduvutunavu
.
.
.
.
Ee
sms ni
uttigane
time
pass
kosam
pampanu..
Ippudu
neeku
naa
me* some text missing *
msg ni
nuvvu
kuda
forward
chesi
pandaga
chesuko.
SMS NI
ANNI
PANULU
VADILESI
chadhvaku.
Na
sms ni
tarvatha
kuda
chadava
vachu..
Ee
sms
most
important
kuda
kadhu.
Ee
sms
dwara
nenu
cheppedi
kuda
emi
ledhu..
Ee
sms
koncham
pedhaga
undi.
Kaani
naaku
artham
avadam
ledu
nuvvu
Ee
sms ni
intha
intrest
ga
endhuku
chaduvutunavu
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.
.
.
Ee
sms ni
uttigane
time
pass
kosam
pampanu..
Ippudu
neeku
naa
me* some text missing *
msg ni
nuvvu
kuda
forward
chesi
pandaga
chesuko.
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