6 birds were sitting on a tree.
A hunter saw that and
shot it over tree.5 birds flew
away. But one bird was
sitting.
Why?
balupu
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Ekkada padithe
Akkada.photos paresukoku naku dhorikindi kabati neku pamputunanu B careful
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$( @_ @ )$
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Theesuko.
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Ipudu me mobile lo meeru tenis chudabothunaru
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count chesi chudu ten 'is' untayi. Repu vere game chudhaam.
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L.K.G guys
student: madam maths కొంచం easy'ga చెప్పండి .
Teacher:ఎలా.. రా!
St:3sha x 3sha = 9thara
like that mam...
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10gm matti,
10gm raallu,
20 purugulu,
50gm isuka,
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Don't b confused.
Dis is ur x-ray report of ur brain.
Great...
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Mana friendship
Kosam ABCD lu motham msg chesanu.!
Nuvvu kuda nakosam 123lu
motham msg chey!
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best telugu funny sms
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winter vachindi kadha...?
cold cream raskoni Bayataki vellu sarena..
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Idea lo job undi chestava.???
Qlf: Inter
Place: Delhi
Salary: 30,000/-
Job: Idea tower meeda kurchoni AIRTEL signals ni aapali.
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Lover gift: Prema :
Mother gift
: Janma :
God gift
: Pranam :
But nuvu naku
ichina gift
Thokka. . .
em ichhavani cheppataniki ne numbr thappa
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2day is MOBILE DAY
So open ur phone,
remove the battery, keep it in water for 3hours,
wash sim card with soap,
put pasupu, kumkum &Say GOVINDAA GOVINDAAA
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Lokamlo manchi vallakosam vethakaku
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yendukante
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,winter kada chali baaga undi kabatti
(',') nenu
<)"(> bayataki raavatamledu..
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Ayyalara Ammalara chudandi Annalara Akkalara chundandi Andaru chudandi Mayam ledu.
Manthram ledu. Oka
'KOTHI' Enta chakkaga 'SMS' Chaduvtundo
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Teacher : Ravi Onti meedha aa Dhebbalu enti?
Ravi: Gaadidha meedha Vyaasam Raayamannarugaa
Teacher. Raayadaniki Gaadidha dhaggaraku Velthey Thannindi Teacher.
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Kallu naavi choopu needhi
Pedhavi Naadi maata needhi
Manasu Naadi alajadi needhi.
idenemo???...... Sommokadidhi sokokadidi ante?????
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If u want sweter -It Is chalikaalam.
If u want umberella -It Is varshakaalam.
If u want a/c - It Is endakaalam.
If want lover - It Is nothing but poye kaalam
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Two ants drunk and went near an Elephant.
One ant said Ippudu raara chusukundham.
The Other said ponile maama manam idharam, Vaadu okkade.
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Dhurada vaste gokkovadaaniki gorulunnai. kaaneeNee Premani pondhaleka pichivaadinite maatram, peekkovadaniki thala meedha ventrukalu levu.
Endhukante, naadi battaburra..
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Press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaa.
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Mobile lo messages maathrame vasthai. giftlu raavu. Ye ooru manadi?
Telugu Funny SMS
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B.tech chadhivithey engineer avthaav,
MBBS chadhivithey doctor avthaav
B.L chadhivithey lawyer avthav
Ilaa waste ga SMS chadhivithey panikiraakunda pothaav.
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AARU NOORU ela avatundo thelsaa
lett, a=b multiply wit 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a=(100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100(a-b)=6(a-b)
6=100..
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Telugu Looo.... SMS
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Message choosavaa?
Chukkalu kanipinchaya?
Nato pettunkunte anthey!!
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a b d m j h i j k l m n w p q r s t m z x y z 1234567890?%-&+= ento janalu. em pampina chaduvuthaaru. na msg ante intha crazy
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You are my best friend kada?
iddaram charminar ekkudham
nenu 1.2.3
count chesthanu
nuvvu Dhukey.
tharvatha nuv 123
cheppagane
nenu dhukestha.
nijam promise.
gud morn'g
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Frnd2: goda pakka ra
Telugu Funny SMS
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Mummy: Arey Pandu aunty ki kiss pettu
Son: Nenu Ivvanuu...
Mummy: Endhuku ivvav?
Son: Morning Daddy pedithey Gattiga kottindi
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Teacher: Baalu Shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali?
Student: Chevulu moosukovali Sir.
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College stating dayBoy: nee Name enti .?
Girl: nannu andharu "akka" ani pilustharu.
Boy: wow what a coincidence. Nannu andharu "baava" ani pilustharu.
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Naa Mobile ki accident iyyindi.
adhi ICU lo undhi.
Dr.NOKIA gaaru dhaaniki
chaala SMS bottles pettali annadu
so plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz send SMS
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1 kodipunju-kodipetta love story.
Punju: I love u,
Petta: Nuvvu na kosam yem chestav,
Punju: yedaina cesta,
Petta:aithe oka guddu pettu...
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An Ant was running in the forest
Fox asked why are you running?
Evado elephant son anta na girlfrnz ni teez chesadu na koduku eroju aipoyadu na chethilo.
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Oka super joke.....
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Endukala??
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Daani kaalu daanistam!
Neekenduku.
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Oka pranam viluva unnapatikante lenappude dani viluva ento ekkuvaga telustundi.
For ex: Brathikunna kodi kg Rs100 Chanipoyna kodi kg Rs200.
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Principal: All students must try to get above 95%Student: No sir we try for 100%
Principal : Are U joking
Student : Nee yabba evadu bey first joke chesindi.
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Sachin fans are seeing cricket.
Sanya fans are seeing tennis.
Chiru fans r seeing his movies.
My fans r reading my SMS.
How crazy of me...
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Enduko manasu sariga ledani doctor dagariki velthey
parvaladu brain lani vallaki sms chey saripotundi annadu
naku matram evarunnaru nuvu thappa....
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GOD: cheppu ni korika enti.
BOY: ma inti dhaggara nundi USA ki road kavali?
GOD:idhi kudharadhu vere emaina koruko. .
BOY: prathi girl only one boy niBoys I Love Chyyali.
GOD: Cheppu road single linaa double linaa?
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I am
sending
a camera SMS to U;
Smile please,
Ready..
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3.&.Click;
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o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Wow, what a face yaar...
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Husband : mari unna 1 mark emynadhi
Wife: Mana abbayiki vachhindi...
In the exam hall boy asked the girl: koncham answer starting cheppava
Then gal carefully looked around & slowly said ... The
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Eluka:Bava okati Aduguta isthava
Enugu:Enti Bammardhi Cheppu
Eluka:Ni paatha drayer istava
Enugu:Enduku Bammardi
ELUKA:NA KODUKU PELLY UNDI TENT VEYYALI.
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(',')/
<) ) 1 nenu.
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('.') 2.malli nene
<( (>
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3rd ur friend
(',')
<) )> ante nene!
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Student: current ledu
Sir:mari kovvothi veligincha leda
Sdt: Aggipetta ledu
Sir: Enduku ledu
Sdt: Puja gadilo vudhi
sir: velli thechukovachu ga
sdt: snanam cheyya ledhu
sir: snanam yenduku cheyyaledu
sdt: motor veyya ledhu
sir: motor yenduku veyyaledhu
sdt: yenni sarlu cheppali bey current ledhani.
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Lips r like 2 friends.
If we say Studying, reading, d lips will never join.
if we say party, bunk, playing,, shopping.
Oh tappakunda kalustayi
try once..!!
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