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6 birds were sitting on a tree.

A hunter saw that and

shot it over tree.5 birds flew

away. But one bird was

sitting.

Why?


balupu


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Ekkada padithe

Akkada.photos paresukoku naku dhorikindi kabati neku pamputunanu B careful

     .., ???,

 $( @_ @ )$

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Theesuko.

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Ipudu me mobile lo meeru tenis chudabothunaru


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L.K.G guys
student: madam maths కొంచం easy'ga చెప్పండి .

Teacher:ఎలా.. రా!

St:3sha x 3sha = 9thara

like that mam...

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10gm matti,
10gm raallu,
20 purugulu,
50gm isuka,
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Don't b confused.
Dis is ur x-ray report of ur brain.
Great...

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Mana friendship
Kosam ABCD lu motham msg chesanu.!

Nuvvu kuda nakosam 123lu
motham msg chey!

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best telugu funny sms


Moham pagilipoddhi emanukunav jagratha.......

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winter vachindi kadha...?
cold cream raskoni Bayataki vellu sarena..

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Idea lo job undi chestava.???

Qlf: Inter

Place: Delhi

Salary: 30,000/-

Job: Idea tower meeda kurchoni AIRTEL signals ni aapali.

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Lover gift
: Prema :

Mother gift
: Janma :

God gift
: Pranam :

But nuvu naku
ichina gift












Thokka. . .

em ichhavani cheppataniki ne numbr thappa

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2day is MOBILE DAY
So open ur phone,
remove the battery, keep it in water for 3hours,
wash sim card with soap,
put pasupu, kumkum &Say GOVINDAA GOVINDAAA

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Lokamlo manchi vallakosam vethakaku
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yendukante
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,winter kada chali baaga undi kabatti
  (',') nenu
<)"(> bayataki raavatamledu..

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Ayyalara Ammalara chudandi Annalara Akkalara chundandi Andaru chudandi Mayam ledu.
 Manthram ledu. Oka
'KOTHI' Enta chakkaga 'SMS' Chaduvtundo

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Teacher : Ravi Onti meedha aa Dhebbalu enti?
Ravi: Gaadidha meedha Vyaasam Raayamannarugaa
Teacher. Raayadaniki Gaadidha dhaggaraku Velthey Thannindi Teacher.

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Kallu naavi choopu needhi
Pedhavi Naadi maata needhi
Manasu Naadi alajadi needhi.

idenemo???...... Sommokadidhi sokokadidi ante?????

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If u want sweter -It Is chalikaalam.
If u want umberella -It Is varshakaalam.
If u want a/c - It Is endakaalam.
If want lover - It Is nothing but poye kaalam

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Two ants drunk and went near an Elephant.
One ant said Ippudu raara chusukundham.
The Other said ponile maama manam idharam, Vaadu okkade.

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Dhurada vaste gokkovadaaniki gorulunnai. kaanee
Nee Premani pondhaleka pichivaadinite maatram, peekkovadaniki thala meedha ventrukalu levu.

Endhukante, naadi battaburra..

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Press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaa.
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Mobile lo messages maathrame vasthai. giftlu raavu. Ye ooru manadi?






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B.tech chadhivithey engineer avthaav,
MBBS chadhivithey doctor avthaav
B.L chadhivithey lawyer avthav
Ilaa waste ga SMS chadhivithey panikiraakunda pothaav. 

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AARU NOORU ela avatundo thelsaa
lett, a=b multiply wit 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a=(100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100(a-b)=6(a-b)
6=100..

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Telugu Looo.... SMS
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Message choosavaa?
Chukkalu kanipinchaya?
Nato pettunkunte anthey!!

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a b d m j h i j k l m n w p q r s t m z x y z 1234567890?%-&+= ento janalu. em pampina chaduvuthaaru. na msg ante intha crazy

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You are my best friend kada?
iddaram charminar ekkudham
nenu 1.2.3
count chesthanu
nuvvu Dhukey.
tharvatha nuv 123
cheppagane
nenu dhukestha.
nijam promise.
gud morn'g

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Frnd1: Mee Aavida, Mee Ammaa Godava Padetappudu nuve  evari pakka nilchuntavu
Frnd2: goda pakka ra












Telugu Funny SMS

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Mummy: Arey Pandu aunty ki kiss pettu
Son: Nenu Ivvanuu...
Mummy: Endhuku ivvav?
Son: Morning Daddy pedithey Gattiga kottindi

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Teacher: Baalu Shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali? 
Student: Chevulu moosukovali Sir.

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College stating day
Boy: nee Name enti .?
Girl: nannu andharu "akka" ani pilustharu.

Boy: wow what a coincidence. Nannu andharu "baava" ani pilustharu.

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Naa Mobile ki accident iyyindi.
adhi ICU lo undhi.
Dr.NOKIA gaaru dhaaniki
chaala SMS bottles pettali annadu
so plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz send SMS 
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1 kodipunju-kodipetta love story.
Punju: I love u,
Petta: Nuvvu na kosam yem chestav,
Punju: yedaina cesta,
Petta:aithe oka guddu pettu...




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An Ant was running in the forest

Fox asked why are you running?


Evado elephant son anta na girlfrnz ni teez chesadu na koduku eroju aipoyadu na chethilo.

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Oka super joke.....

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Konga water lo unantha sepu oka kalu netilo maro kalu galilo pedutundhi.
Endukala??

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Daani kaalu daanistam!
Neekenduku.

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Oka pranam viluva unnapatikante lenappude dani viluva ento ekkuvaga telustundi.


For ex: Brathikunna kodi kg Rs100 Chanipoyna kodi kg Rs200.

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Principal: All students must try to get above 95%
Student: No sir we try for 100%
Principal : Are U joking
Student : Nee yabba evadu bey first joke chesindi.

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Sachin fans are seeing cricket.

Sanya fans are seeing tennis.

Chiru fans r seeing his movies.

My fans r reading my SMS.
How crazy of me...

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Enduko manasu sariga ledani doctor dagariki velthey 

parvaladu brain lani vallaki sms chey saripotundi annadu 

naku matram evarunnaru nuvu thappa....

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GOD: cheppu ni korika enti.
BOY: ma inti dhaggara nundi USA ki road kavali?

GOD:idhi kudharadhu vere emaina koruko. .
BOY: prathi girl only one boy niBoys I Love Chyyali.
GOD: Cheppu road single linaa double linaa?

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I am
sending
a camera SMS to U;

Smile please,



Ready..


1..



2..



3.&.Click;

               ;****;
           o( @..@ )o
               "(---)"
Wow, what a face yaar...


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Wife: Emandi mana pakka inti Ammayaki 100 ki 99 marks vachayi

Husband : mari unna 1 mark emynadhi

Wife: Mana abbayiki vachhindi...

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In the exam hall boy asked the girl: koncham answer starting cheppava 
Then gal carefully looked around & slowly said ... The

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Eluka:Bava okati Aduguta isthava

Enugu:Enti Bammardhi Cheppu
Eluka:Ni paatha drayer istava
Enugu:Enduku Bammardi
ELUKA:NA KODUKU PELLY UNDI TENT VEYYALI.

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Prapancham lo mugguru chala manchivallu
(',')/
<) ) 1 nenu.
/ /_


('.')  2.malli nene
<( (>
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3rd ur friend
(',')
<) )> ante nene!
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A for Apple 
B for Big Apple 
C for Chinna Apple 
D for Double Apple 
E for Enkoka Apple 
F for First Cheppane AAA Apple. 
LKG OVER. . ! Repu UKG

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Sir:Home work enduku cheyaledu
Student: current ledu
Sir:mari kovvothi veligincha leda
Sdt: Aggipetta ledu
Sir: Enduku ledu
Sdt: Puja gadilo vudhi
sir: velli thechukovachu ga
sdt: snanam cheyya ledhu
sir: snanam yenduku cheyyaledu
sdt: motor veyya ledhu
sir: motor yenduku veyyaledhu
sdt: yenni sarlu cheppali bey current ledhani.

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Lips r like 2 friends.
If we say Studying, reading, d lips will never join.

if we say party, bunk, playing,, shopping.
Oh tappakunda kalustayi
try once..!!

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Try this. Half Dinner Puzzle Answer

Oka Girl Boy ni
Lift Adigindi.,
Boy Girl ni
College lo Drop
Chesadu,
Tharvatha Girl ni Me Name
Telusukovacha, Ani Adigadu.
Appudu Girl
Naa Name
Ne Bike number LO UNDI ANI CHEPPINDI.
BIKE NO is 3211. Alage aa Ammai Abbai ni name Adigithe
"half dinner" Ani chepadu.
So what r the names.?





Ans:aravindhu,Usha

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I am 10 Letters word, my 1234 has the power to rule,
You eat my 5678.
My 89 &10 means of a lady,
I can fly what am I??

Ans: Kingfisher

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0123456789 so that run up to 100 you can use only + and - 


 Answer: 0+123-4-5-7+8-9=100


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Brother ki rakhi kadatharu. 
Friend ki friendship band kadathru. 
Wife ki thalli kadatharu. 
Mari lover ki m kadatharu konuko hint : aa word 6 letters _ A _ E _


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I am made of 5 letters if u remove the first letter it is the part of the body
if you remove the second letter it is every where!
guess what?






Ans: chair




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Telugu GOOD NIGHT SMS | అలసిన కనులకు విశ్రాంతినిస్తూ

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Good night images


Telugu Good Night SMS


చల్లని గాలి, 
నల్లని ఆకాశం, 
చుక్కల్లో చంద్రుడు, 
చుట్టూ  చీకటి, 
వూరంతా నిశ్శబ్దం, 
నీకు ఏమని పిస్తుందో గాని ... నాకు మాత్రం నిద్రొస్తుంది.



telugu good night kavithalu


            ఎంతగా బాధ ఉండనీ 
               ఎన్ని కష్టాలు రానీ 
               కడుపు నిండా ఆకలి 
         కంటి నిండా నిద్ర వచ్చినవాళ్లే 
          నిజమైన అదృష్టవంతులు 


అలసిన కనులకు విశ్రాంతినిస్తూ,
తీయని కలలకు స్వగతం పలుకుతూ,
రేపటి గురించి మరచి చంటి పాపలా హాయిగా నిద్రించు ఓ నేస్తమా...

GOOD NIGHT.






G.Gundello 

O.Oohalani 
O.Oosulani 
D.Dhachukuni
N.Nuv 
I.Istapade 
G.Gnapakalanu 
H.Hayiga 
T.Thalachukuntu nuv nidra povalani manaspurthiga korukuntunna.




నేస్తమా.. ఈ చిరుగాలి నీకు జోల పాడుతూ ఉంటే!


వాలిపోయే నీ కనురెప్పల మాటున కోటి కలలు ఉదయించాలని కోరుతూ 

ఈ రాత్రి నీకు మరుపురాని రాత్రి కావాలి,  


good Night




Good night images



TATA mancham meeda..
BSNL parupu vesukoni..
RELIANCE duppati kappukoni..
AIRTEL tune vintoo..
HUTCH kukka pilla la paduko.What an
IDEA kadha.
Gud night

"Beautiful" Day lo, 
"Beautiful" Time lo, 
"Beautiful" Cell lo, 
"Beautiful" Msg Chaduvuthunna, 
"Beautiful" "FRIEND" ki 
"Beautiful" "GOOD Night'' "Sweet dreams"
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Telugu Funny Good Night SMS



గ్రాహం బెల్ ఫోన్ కనిపెట్టాడు
ఎడిసన్ బల్బు కనిపెట్టాడు
కొలంబస్ అమెరికా కనుగొన్నాడు 
నువ్వు మాత్రమే
తిని పడుకో...
శుభ రాత్రి...!




రూపం" అందమైనది,
"మనసు" స్వచ్ఛమైనది
"మాట" మధురమైనది
"స్నేహం" మరువలేనిది,
కానీ "నిద్ర" ఆగలేనిది..
అందుకే చెపుతున్న గుడ్ నైట్.....




La ka
Laka
Laka
Laka
Laka
RajadhiRaja RajaMarthanda RajaGhambhira MahaRaja
Sri
Sri
Sri
Sri
"Me "RAKESH" gaaru
padukuntunrahooo.
Meru kuda padukodi
"Shubha raathri"


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పో లక్ష్మి పో  !!  ఒక్క తన్ను తన్ను ఇంకా నిద్ర పోకుండా ఏం చేస్తున్నాడో.


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Helicopter good night message


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(_#___/=-----/.
  _!__!_, 

Hai
Sorry , కొంచెం లేట్ అయింది అందుకే "హెలికాప్టర్" లో వచ్చి చెబుతున్నాను గుడ్ నైట్

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"RUPAM" Andamainadi,
"MANASU" Swachamainadi
"MAATA" Madhuramainadi
"SNEHAM" Maruvalenidi,
Kaanee "Nidhra" Aagalenidhi..
Anduke cheputhunna good night


Good night image Telugu




Real story: Anaganaga poorva kaalamlo oka muni undevadu

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ippudu ledu le.. Paduko.. Gud night sweet dreams..







saa... Reeee.. gaaaaaa.. maaaaaaa.. paaaaaaaa.. Daaaaaaaaa.. 

 normui. nuvemaina gaana kokila anukutunava aravakunda paduko.. gud n8




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vellu tommy ee msg vallakichi, one puppy icchi
good night chepi raa!

voddhante koriki vacchey ok na.




సా........ రీ .. గాఅఅఅఅ.. మాఆఆఆ.. పాఆఆఆ.. దా ఆఆఆఆ.. 
నోర్ముయ్.
 నువేమైనా గాన కోకిల అనుకుంటున్నావా 
అరవకుండా పడుకో.. Good Night 



Funny Telugu Good Night SMS


Adi 1998

May 9 Friday,

Ardha raathri

time 12:05

Ooori baita,


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Telusukoni em peekuthav?

Musukuni Paduko. Gud Night





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Jeevitham lo rondu nijalu gurthu pettuko

1)gaali vasthe chettlu uuooguthai
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2.gaali raakapothe uoogavv.

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Teacher 2 sleepy student: Who Invented Steam Engine?
Stdnt: What sir?
Teacher: Yes correct.
It's James Watt.
Moral: Sleeping improves knowledge..so sleep well.
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In college,

boy: I Love u.
Girl: nenu velli principal ki cheptha.
Boy: pichhi dana principal ki eppudo pelli aindhi.

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Yemi SMS pampadam ledu
Sms offer leda?
Balance leda?
Charging leda?
Time leda?
Intrest leda?

Lekha "SIMHANNI KADIPEY" dammu ledaaa?.


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3 Things
that
Should Not B Asked?

1)
Man's WAGE

2)
Woman's AGE

3)
Students Percentage!

It Hurts A Lot.

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Entha rich ppl iyna
CHIPPA pattukuni nilchunedi
ekkado telusa?
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Panipoori bandi daggara

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LKG BOY:madam naa meedha mee opinion enti?
Madam: U ARE SO SWEET...
LKG BOY to his frnd: Nenu cheppanu kada ra madam naku flat ani.
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2 Lovers Eating...

Girl Asks-Dear manam ila okarinokaru chusthu thintunte neku eme anipistundi.,

BOY: Naakanna nuve ekuva Thintunav anipistundi..


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Today news chusava 
pichhivallani pattiste 5laks dabbu estamannaru 
naku dabbu kante nuvvu mukyam 
nuvvemi bayapadaku ne gurinchi emi cheppanu.
Ok na..

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Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Ans-The Indian Railway track. 
U can use it from Kashmir 2 Kanyakumari. Proud to be an Indian...

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LOVE B4 Marriage:"Jaanu nuv leka pote nenu lenu, nenu leka pote nuv levu..
LOVE After Marriage:"nee yamma, ivala nuv aina undali, nen aina undali".

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Boy: I love You!

girl:na cheppu size telusa?

Boy:ila propose chesano ledho appude gift lu adagadam modhalupettesava?
dhonga....!!
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One of the Intelligent Monkey Missing In Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is.
is..
is!
Don't worry
It is not u,
becos



It is intelligent.

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Girl ask to a boy Girl: eroju nenu purse techukoledu 1000 Rs/- Istava shoping ki velta. 
boy:1000 levu kani 10 RS ista auto lo velli purse techuko.
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Eee roju news chusava
Nelluru lo
patta pagalu
5yrs babu ni
swayaana
valla nanna,
Driver
kalisi
car lo
theesukelli





LKG lo join chesaru;-
Papam kadha..
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Andarki nenu ante chala
BAYAM,
VINAYAM,
GOURAVAM.


for example

nenu edaina msg pampinchananko
tala dinchukoni chaduvtaru

Oh nuv kuda na! How Crazy.
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Son was crying. Dad came and asked y r u crying?
 tel me.I'm ur friend Kada! Son: emledu mama! Horlicks ekkuva adiganani nee figure kottindi!!
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Iddaru chevitivalu
1st: era market ka?
2nd:kadura markt ki
1st:avna neninka markt kemo anukuna
2nd:era markt kostava
1st:ledura marketkaite chepu vasta.
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Na pranam pothe neeku kanneellu vasthayo ledo
theliyadu Kaani
Neeku kanneellu vasthe na pranam pothundi

Itlu
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Neeku Chennai motham thippi chupinchana..?
money nenu pedathale..

C h e n n a i 
Chennai chusava..?
Repu bombay chupisthale.
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Manthri:Maharaaja yudhanki sidhamavamani pakka desam raju SMS pampadu Emi cheyamanduru prabhu?
Raju: SMS sending failed ani thippi pampu.
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"NA


SMS NI

ANNI


PANULU


VADILESI


chadhvaku.


Na


sms ni


tarvatha


kuda


chadava

vachu..


Ee


sms


most


important


kuda


kadhu.

Ee


sms


dwara


nenu


cheppedi


kuda


emi


ledhu..


Ee


sms


koncham


pedhaga


undi.


Kaani


naaku


artham


avadam


ledu


nuvvu


Ee

sms ni


intha


intrest


ga


endhuku


chaduvutunavu
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Ee


sms ni


uttigane


time

pass


kosam


pampanu..


Ippudu



neeku



naa


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msg ni


nuvvu


kuda


forward

chesi


pandaga

chesuko.
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Quotes Upavasam for New Generation

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'Upavasam'
for New Generation:

Living One Day without
1. Mobile.
2. Vehicle.
3. Facebook.
4. Electricity.
5. Internet.

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Nuvu naa number Evaraina ammayi ki ichava
2days nundi oka ammayi edipisthundi


Evaraki call chesina thane lift chesi

"YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS LOW"
antundi...




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